but the kid who sits across from me in spanish is literally the only junior in the class and he is so ffuckingh funny he says the dumbest stuff and its hilarious like everytime he talks im like smirking and i have to play it cool

fappuclno:

stop this

fappuclno:

stop this

im so ashamed of myself the dipper kid is so stupid and he doesnt even sound too much like dipper when hes not yelling in social studies and he was like next to me for like … 20 seconds and i cant believe i was considering letting him become my friend smh

idle-handss:

Nothing more hilarious than seeing a guy’s behavior towards you completely change as soon as he realizes he’ll never get anything out of his interaction.

a lot of the time i forget about 11pm and 12am like in my mind i was like “if i sleep at 10 and wake up at 5:30 thats 5 hours and 30 minutes of sleep” and then i was like. wait

Me: *doesn't eat the last chip in the bag*
Me: good job pacing yourself you're so healthy

usually halloween is depressing for me but not this year because i am beginning to appreciate having no familial obligations

viciousdoughnut:

september? more like october preparation month